idiot magnet

What more need be said...

This design was actually inspired by a trip to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Everywhere we went people were running into my wheelchair, or not looking and walking and standing right in front of me as I tried to view the tanks. The capper was when we left and decided to go to Bubba Gump's for some food before we went home. They were doing construction work and had a covered walkway set up for the safety of pedestrians. It was easily wide enough for people to pass in either direction. This little girl jumped across in front of us and plastered herself against the wall on our side of the walkway just in time for Christine to run over her feet with my wheelchair with me in it... and we just kept going and shaking our heads. "This thing is a freaking idiot magnet!" Christine said later, and a classic was born!

What can brown do for you?

Yeah, I had to go there.

iPoor - the anti iPod

I have actually seen another shirt that was called "iPoor" but I thought the design was lame. It had iPod control buttons and what is supposed to be earbud cords running up to either side of the neck. My GF actually planted the seed on this one. And after I checked and found out that yes they do indeed still sell portable cassette players it was on...